Kindle • Paperback • Global eBook Available Today
The chaos is here.
The cocoa is spiked.
The holiday burnout is real.
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The Christmas Paradox, the darkly funny quick-read holiday burnout collection by Baroque Medusa, officially drops today — available now in Kindle, paperback, and global eBook formats.
About the Book
Enter the frantic, caffeine-soaked chaos of December — the group chats, the family drama, the emotional shrapnel of forced merriment, and the annual meltdown hiding behind the twinkling lights.
The Christmas Paradox blends poetry, text threads, and micro-essays into a brutally honest portrait of holiday burnout. It’s part satire, part therapy, part “I swear I’m done hosting forever.”
Each page unwraps a new flavor of festive chaos — from peppermint-fueled panic to gift-exchange dread — offering dark humor, catharsis, and a way to exhale through the seasonal noise.
Sharp. Chaotic. Totally Relatable.
This isn’t holiday cheer.
It’s holiday survival.
Get Your Copy
📘 Kindle + Paperback (Amazon)
📘 Global eBook (Lulu)
Own it. Read it. Feel it. Survive the season with it.
About Baroque Medusa Media
Baroque Medusa Media is an independent press for the raw, unapologetic, and beautifully obscure. Founded by Baroque Medusa, BMM champions writers and artists who bare their souls and break their own rules — the dreamers, the misfits, the ones who create worlds out of honesty, weirdness, and electricity.
We publish work that pulses with aura, authenticity, and fantasy — books that don’t just live on shelves but vibrate through their readers. At BMM, we don’t filter. We amplify. Because art should feel bold, strange, and brutally human.
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