December mornings carried a cozy charm: a steaming cup of coffee, the crisp winter air, and a moment to reflect with my daily haiku #writingprompt on X. It’s my way of embracing the season while sharing a spark of creativity, my unapologetic directness, and, of course, a touch of sass to inspire your day.

December Haiku Posts

Two zero two four
What a motherfucking year
Alt SEAZN starts soon

It’s New Year’s Eve EVE
If you’re not LOCKED IN alread
G T F O bye

You are an adult
Coffee is to be drunk black
And before breakfast

You are a magnet
Spoken words birth destiny
Which path are you on?

Law of Assumption
The only law that matters
Living my dream life

It’s spring time says me
Winter has been cxld
No time for the cold

Merry Christmas X
A day with fam is stressful
90 whole minutes

Ho Ho Ho he said
Tosses gift under your tree
Not all gifts are good

It’s almost that time
For fat St. Nick to shimmy
To get stuck, chimney

A new day is here
One step closer to my goal
Loving these good vibes

Saturday morning
4am to be exact
Silence is golden

Back at home, looking
Tides have turned, in my favor
In my element

It is time to roll
Back home I go, to my 🐕
Mama on her way

Its Day 2 rest day
Mini road trips are the best
Me, myself, and I

Can’t believe Xmas
Is next week. Where does time go?
Need more , now

I say LIVE OUT LOUD
But in your head. Don’t share it
With others. Kill vibe

On break from day job
One week of not logging in
Relax and create

The Winter Solstice
Is near and yet I long for
Spring time, bikinis

It’s Friday bitches!
Party, party, party, WHAT?!?!
Chores first, so much BOO

3 A M, silence
My favorite time of day
Just me by myself

I’m on vacation
Everyday, all day, mindset
Normies, I am not

While I’d rather stay
In bed, I must get up and
Stay focused, locked in

It’s Monday, let’s go
To the top, Alice, the moon
Already got it

Sunday twelve dash eight
Today, it’s back to writing
One week off? Needed

Woke up, did not know
What day it was…hmmm…Friday?
Life’s so good,. Locked in.

It’s payday Friday
Day job funds my leisure life
Blessed to have it all

It’s called Friday Eve
What are you up to today?
Make sure it’s epic

I’m delirious
My dream life does not await
It’s right now! SLAY, BITCH.

It’s Tuesday, silly fucks
Delusion, high and rampant
No time for Karens

Don’t know about you
I Monday’s I fucking slay
Rise and shine bitches

First day of the month
Last month of the fucking year
December, my clutch

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